ow, don’t get me wrong. Soon is a pretty good word, in theory. But, in my opinion, it just doesn’t warrant its own sign. It builds too much expectation. For instance, before I started the vigil, I drove by it every single day for about a month thinking, “Maybe today will be the day. Please let today be the day.” It was like that time I was all excited about the DVD release of Ernest Scared Stupid. Something like this only comes around once in a lifetime, after all. Anyway, my boss didn’t like it when I quit coming to work, but the thing is, what if I was at work when it finally happened? I don’t know about you, but I just couldn’t live with myself. It needs to happen very soon though. Because I’m about to run out of Apple Jacks.